{"product_id":"high-fructose-diplomacy-t-shirt","title":"High-Fructose Diplomacy T-Shirt","description":"This lightweight tee speaks with a sly grin. The bold white lettering and pops of pink and teal spell out “We don’t do bribes — we do high-fructose diplomacy,” a playful declaration for anyone who negotiates with candy, snacks, or a cheeky sense of humor. Soft, ring-spun cotton drapes easily over the shoulders and feels breezy against the skin. Wear it to casual coffee runs, impromptu family negotiations, or weekend hangouts where a wink and a laugh open more doors than a serious pitch ever could. The clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette relaxed and wearable every day. Thoughtful construction — tubular knit, ribbed collar with shoulder tape, and tear-away label — keeps it comfortable and long-lasting, while vibrant printing methods keep the slogan crisp through many washes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Soft 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g\/m²) for breathable, smooth wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Durable DTG\/DTF printing for bright, long-lasting front and sleeve graphics\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified with EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":44711002210370,"sku":"27588724467018333901","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ S","offer_id":44711002243138,"sku":"14014169128404093671","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":44711002275906,"sku":"13833057550479147269","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44711002308674,"sku":"21190152729954320059","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":44711002341442,"sku":"13876562271617418902","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ S","offer_id":44711002374210,"sku":"12039331158685380885","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ S","offer_id":44711002406978,"sku":"20151574915992772395","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ S","offer_id":44711002439746,"sku":"31677865220838726208","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":44711002472514,"sku":"32829022119347827165","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ M","offer_id":44711002505282,"sku":"15807068475430465525","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":44711002538050,"sku":"24249117655342475608","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44711002570818,"sku":"16827105014106246658","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":44711002603586,"sku":"13834355208873927545","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ M","offer_id":44711002636354,"sku":"15262200608013899453","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ M","offer_id":44711002669122,"sku":"22477900534773934059","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ M","offer_id":44711002701890,"sku":"78346005707432822922","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":44711002734658,"sku":"71463483327328426827","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ L","offer_id":44711002767426,"sku":"64476826997620492292","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":44711002800194,"sku":"28776249605878410995","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44711002832962,"sku":"10964185865809173732","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":44711002865730,"sku":"73846615777526775427","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ L","offer_id":44711002898498,"sku":"56339049026920622438","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ L","offer_id":44711002931266,"sku":"31065310921490567239","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ L","offer_id":44711002964034,"sku":"11219893413703484159","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44711002996802,"sku":"20500209225780364162","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XL","offer_id":44711003029570,"sku":"22167413279457807283","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":44711003062338,"sku":"30643728955096566527","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44711003095106,"sku":"22063070181428816459","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":44711003127874,"sku":"11481043602847759025","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ XL","offer_id":44711003160642,"sku":"17523851870597704344","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ XL","offer_id":44711003193410,"sku":"14020738577676488741","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44711003226178,"sku":"18934076736947212252","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44711003258946,"sku":"17703805769157864872","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":44711003291714,"sku":"33211022181663047963","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44711003324482,"sku":"10125077397053223927","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44711003357250,"sku":"15591770180086559137","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":44711003390018,"sku":"33599979733149148273","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ 2XL","offer_id":44711003422786,"sku":"19501668504509950092","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 2XL","offer_id":44711003455554,"sku":"14467509561135357170","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44711003488322,"sku":"22019433835485464745","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44711003521090,"sku":"14986714452294444157","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":44711003553858,"sku":"28166607546453001030","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44711003586626,"sku":"15113603590228839113","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44711003619394,"sku":"61185779888561787862","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":44711003652162,"sku":"29140208826091202589","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ 3XL","offer_id":44711003684930,"sku":"59201575426033009386","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 3XL","offer_id":44711003717698,"sku":"31718440387392874067","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44711003750466,"sku":"29951122218013891528","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/1732\/8962\/files\/15391695669721581908_2048.jpg?v=1786476651","url":"https:\/\/minormutiny.com\/products\/high-fructose-diplomacy-t-shirt","provider":"Minor Mutiny","version":"1.0","type":"link"}